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Pit Stop
Racer ChlamydiaHaver (sarcasmx)
Race Number 554
Date Thu, 5 Mar 2026 22:46:16
Speed 159 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 1)

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If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
— (book) by Roger Ebert (see stats)

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