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Racer Serguk (serguk)
Race Number 5264
Date Thu, 26 Jul 2018 19:41:20 +0000
Speed 70 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.1%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents afrobird1111 (2nd place) sacrelege (3rd place) schylarker (1st place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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Race text:
As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
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Mistakes:
  1. Isaac
  2. dense
  3. gravity.
  4. will
  5. employee
  6. times
  7. -
  8. documents,
  9. it.
  10. it's
  11. not
  12. fault;