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Racer Malcolm (shredsauce)
Race Number 1426
Date Wed, 5 Nov 2014 15:52:29 +0000
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents queef2014 (2nd place) sebperez (3rd place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)