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Racer patrick (snowiest101)
Race Number 14
Date Sat, 2 Feb 2013 02:22:36 +0000
Speed 31 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 85.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents mingtan0303 (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable.
I Am America (And So Can You) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)