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Racer Harold (sofedeas)
Race Number 636
Date Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:43:51 +0000
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents blackmanjoe (4th place) senca (5th place) yukk (2nd place) zeal0us (1st place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)