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Racer cody (sp1d3rmonk3y22)
Race Number 6
Date Tue, 5 Jan 2016 19:31:29 +0000
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents thomasmair531 (3rd place) wolfsheim (4th place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)