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Racer SrslyNotAGrl (srslynotagrl)
Race Number 24
Date Wed, 17 Jan 2018 00:47:29 +0000
Speed 71 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents cyancrayons (3rd place) wat_er_melon (5th place)

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There are three reasons, Mr. Brown, why I will not dance with you. The first, I fear, is that you've had a little too much to drink. The second is that this is not, as you seem to suppose, a waltz the orchestra is playing but the Peruvian national anthem, for which you should be standing to attention. And the third reason why we may not dance, Mr. Brown, is that I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.
Order, Order! The Rise and Fall of Political Drinking (book) by Ben Wright (see stats)

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