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Racer MadsFuldGhoul (swaax)
Race Number 12952
Date Sun, 17 May 2015 21:07:31 +0000
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents disiple009 (2nd place) mairzydoats_mason (3rd place) mohctp (4th place)

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