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Racer Tachydactylus (tachydactyl)
Race Number 7229
Date Thu, 4 May 2017 14:31:37 +0000
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents hapypepy (2nd place) keejomatic (4th place) theguy445 (3rd place)

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If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
Word Play (book) by Gyles Brandreth (see stats)