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Racer Taffy (taffyman)
Race Number 176
Date Sun, 17 May 2015 03:19:45 +0000
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents jebeidiah (5th place) passepied (3rd place) samago (4th place) zero9o (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
I Am America (And So Can You) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)