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Racer Cornelius (tanimoto)
Race Number 525
Date Sat, 3 Jun 2017 06:51:49 +0000
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.9%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents deveshwar (5th place) paulm_drive (4th place) username0417 (1st place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)