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Racer Sabey (thesabe)
Race Number 8
Date Thu, 15 Aug 2013 19:53:23 +0000
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents georghin0 (3rd place) quis884 (2nd place) superdom303 (5th place) varj17 (4th place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
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