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Racer π•Ώπ–π–Šπ–˜π–˜π–Šπ–—π–”π–“ (theseron)
Race Number 2586
Date Sun, 8 Sep 2024 03:22:21 +0000
Speed 64 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents vodka8623 (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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