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Racer Malcolm (tobiasvuitton)
Race Number 109
Date Mon, 25 Aug 2014 15:56:00 +0000
Speed 81 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents 70_wpm (5th place) howardpx2016 (2nd place) jacan (4th place) johnny2face (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
I Am America (And So Can You) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)