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Racer Yolk (tricky560)
Race Number 39
Date Fri, 13 Oct 2023 20:38:32 +0000
Speed 57 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.0%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents slowpope (1st place)

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Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir (book) by Norm Macdonald (see stats)

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