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Racer Zach (typorapido)
Race Number 15
Date Tue, 14 Jan 2014 00:37:04 +0000
Speed 52 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.0%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents caiquelira (3rd place) mapagmahal143 (2nd place) merlinpowered (1st place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)