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Racer Eidorian (typorian)
Race Number 589
Date Thu, 1 Oct 2015 21:55:03 +0000
Speed 58 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents abc_cs (4th place) sphexion (3rd place) vglunatic (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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