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Race Result Details |
| Racer | 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) |
| Race Number | 64005 |
| Date | Sat, 7 Feb 2026 0:43:55 |
| Speed |
139 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.4% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | banananoquit (2nd place) macylace (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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