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Racer Brian (unbleevable39)
Race Number 1
Date Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:11:11 +0000
Speed 74 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 88.9%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents magglet (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable.
I Am America (And So Can You) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)