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Racer VazZuli (vazzuli)
Race Number 92
Date Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:34:55 +0000
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents ctrl500 (1st place) dreamofsleeping (2nd place) flukester5 (4th place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)