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Racer n o t h i n g (whyme__)
Race Number 1082
Date Sat, 26 Sep 2020 14:53:33 +0000
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents gbush2000 (2nd place) ivanferraro (5th place) lewist0601 (4th place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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