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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Flippers (willywonkathefearfulpancake) |
| Race Number | 936 |
| Date | Fri, 7 Aug 2020 14:47:36 +0000 |
| Speed |
125 WPM
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| Accuracy | 99.3% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | bananacake7 (3rd place) iamslow103 (1st place) jfa_ (4th place) |
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There are three reasons, Mr. Brown, why I will not dance with you. The first, I fear, is that you've had a little too much to drink. The second is that this is not, as you seem to suppose, a waltz the orchestra is playing but the Peruvian national anthem, for which you should be standing to attention. And the third reason why we may not dance, Mr. Brown, is that I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.
— Order, Order! The Rise and Fall of Political Drinking
 (book)
by Ben Wright
(see stats)
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