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Racer paperboy ditty (wordracer888)
Race Number 240718
Date Sun, 2 Jun 2019 01:08:15 +0000
Speed 117 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents heatrun (3rd place) jeffro1230 (4th place) mayxu (5th place) mushyizhere (1st place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
South Park (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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