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Racer paperboy ditty (wordracer888)
Race Number 62835
Date Thu, 20 Oct 2016 03:17:40 +0000
Speed 118 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents boobsgalore (1st place)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)