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Racer Matt (xahit)
Race Number 716
Date Thu, 9 Jul 2020 02:08:01 +0000
Speed 154 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents playscrabble (2nd place) sworn (3rd place) williamc7879 (4th place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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