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Racer tstats[xeg28] (xeg28)
Race Number 4878
Date Wed, 17 Apr 2024 20:13:26 +0000
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents bobt0ad (1st place)

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You're really bad at making up games, dogs. From what I can tell, most of the things you consider fun involve ruining something or doing the same thing so many times in a row that everyone except you hates it. You seem to derive a great amount of joy from forcefully influencing the shape of things. Does this activity make you feel powerful? Is this how you satisfy your urge to make decisions? I'm sure it's a great feeling to decide that the basket shouldn't be a basket anymore and then actually be able to make that happen because the basket can't stop you.
Hyperbole and a half (book) by Alexandra Brosh (see stats)

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