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Racer Shroomer (zergkiller)
Race Number 49151
Date Sat, 10 Aug 2024 17:33:00 +0000
Speed 113 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents xophules (2nd place)

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You're really bad at making up games, dogs. From what I can tell, most of the things you consider fun involve ruining something or doing the same thing so many times in a row that everyone except you hates it. You seem to derive a great amount of joy from forcefully influencing the shape of things. Does this activity make you feel powerful? Is this how you satisfy your urge to make decisions? I'm sure it's a great feeling to decide that the basket shouldn't be a basket anymore and then actually be able to make that happen because the basket can't stop you.
Hyperbole and a half (book) by Alexandra Brosh (see stats)

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