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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Crumpet (crumpet_chris) |
| Race Number | 9 |
| Date | Thu, 3 Sep 2020 01:58:13 +0000 |
| Universe | longtexts |
| Speed |
58 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.4% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 3) |
Text typed:
 
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I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book down. Because this book is for America's Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who bought this book. People who borrow this book are not Heroes. They are no better than welfare queens mooching off the system like card-carrying library card-carriers. For the record, we're not offering this book to libraries. No free rides.
— I Am America (And So Can You!)
 (book)
by Stephen Colbert
(see stats)
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