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Racer Volhosis (volhosis)
Race Number 2
Date Wed, 26 Sep 2018 05:53:04 +0000
Universe new_text_sandbox_2018
Speed 116 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 1)

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Rip One: To Rip One is to pass your gas with an unusually high level of pressure behind it. No one really knows what causes this extreme build up in pressure. The act of ripping one is followed by a moment of indecision where the originator is unsure whether that felt good - or it hurt a little bit. As a precautionary measure, it's sometimes advisable to check your undergarments for unexpected cargo.
Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting (book) by Pj Whitehill (see stats)

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