typeracer

Marcy, I won the lottery. Six numbers out of seven, that's $31,000. Isn't that freakin' amazing? It would have been $62,000, but someone else won the lottery. Oh my God... oh my God, that's you! 'Cause I took your numbers. You win the lottery too. Congratulations! Wait... that means I took half your money. That's like cheating. Yeah, you know what, I should just give it to you. So yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. But I mean, what are the chances that your numbers would be picked any more than mine, right? Oh my God, did you hear the greed in my voice? Because I sure did. I mean, I may as well have just come out and said, "That money's mine!" Ugh... this is how money ruins people. I think I'm gonna be sick.